I know, it's so passe to be outraged over a facebook group, but seriously (these links via @jennifergearing):
This Thursday is apparently Hug a Half Asian Day! and if any of you even think about it THERE WILL BE TROUBLE. BIG LOTS OF TROUBLE.
And also: I Have A Eurasian Friend, possibly the coolest, buttoned nosed, friends to have.
This had better be a joke. Because I know that I, as a Eurasian Person, really appreciate it when my friends exoticise me. It cements our friendship. It shows they respect me. Etc.
Also, I don't have a fucking button nose.
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But der, Eurasian friend, by saying *nice* stuff about you - like you have the cutest button nose and really nice almond-shaped eyes omfg I'm so jealous - I'm being *nice* to you and it's a *compliment* and I'm how can *I* be racist when *you* are my friend and I like *love* Asians and Asian foods especially like sushi and god, you're just being so sensitive and touchy and stuff, what is *wrong* with *you*?
ReplyDeleteOH GOD
ReplyDeleteHOW COULD I NOT HAVE REALISED
I NOW SEE THE LIGHT
Ya, you just needed me to explain it to you. Like duh.
ReplyDeleteI think Cameron may have the least button-ish nose ever (but of course he's of Indian descent, and a guy. I'm not sure he's the sort of "half Asian" they're talking about)
ReplyDeleteDamnit, Hug a Half Asian Day is almost over, and I got not one hug. Nada. Not even one of those "gangsta" hugs where you shake hands and then touch opposing shoulders. Someone didn't get the memo.
ReplyDeleteES, I had to ASK for a hug! Am I not Eurasian enough?
ReplyDeletesqbr - Cameron is TOTALLY the sort of half Asian they're talking about. ;oP
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooaahhhhhhhh......
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